a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just high enough for therapy.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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