Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
How naked do you want me to be?
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