Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My penis needs a shock collar
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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