i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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