it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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