OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You are the jesus of drinking
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
