I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
