I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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