Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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