Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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