yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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