I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just high enough for therapy.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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