your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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