heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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