I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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