Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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