so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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