I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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