They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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