You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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