So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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