If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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