he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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