I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Green mimosas i think yes
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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