I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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