If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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