Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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