I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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