Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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