i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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