Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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