Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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