just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I had to cum in my sink.
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