their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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