the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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