He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We have started to decorate penises.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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