Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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