So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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