ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We left an ass print on the piano.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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