Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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