do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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