we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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