Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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