great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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