I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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