is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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