Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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