UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hippo gnu deer
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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