It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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