i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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