what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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