Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
