OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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