We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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