My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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