I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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