so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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